Our greatest fears lie in anticipation.Tumblr (3.0; @kaliber)http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/“You guys have the right idea, brown paper bag it!”<br/><br/> - <em>British cougar as Dan and I enter the elevator of our hotel in Sydney with a bottle of vodka.</em>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/1063240935http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/1063240935Sat, 04 Sep 2010 05:29:00 -0400<object width="400" height="254"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/j8YxSzXnZ40&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/j8YxSzXnZ40&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="254" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Makes me want to go back to DC.</p>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/1019773553http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/1019773553Fri, 27 Aug 2010 09:48:21 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7fe7fGYzq1qz573xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Today I purchased a nail gun from Home Depot.</p>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/979749241http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/979749241Thu, 19 Aug 2010 20:47:39 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7djclam3u1qz573xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/974545448http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/974545448Wed, 18 Aug 2010 20:43:33 -0400<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7dhxcBr5c1qz573xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Haha… Poor LeBron</p>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/974411692http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/974411692Wed, 18 Aug 2010 20:12:48 -0400<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=13946727&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=13946727&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=13946727&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Kanye’s <em>Power</em> is a video canvas. Say what you want about Kanye and his ego, this is a dope video.</p> <p><em>NOTE: This should be viewed at full screen and HD to get the canvas effect.</em></p>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/918184100http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/918184100Sat, 07 Aug 2010 12:30:00 -0400<object width="400" height="326"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LpLbmt2yO4k&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LpLbmt2yO4k&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="326" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Riot !n Paris - Attack of the 5 Ft. Hipster.</p> <p><em>Very cool concept, make sure you make the right choice toward the end of each segment.</em></p>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/905112345http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/905112345Wed, 04 Aug 2010 20:11:15 -0400“I’m disappointed, I thought you came in to flirt, but instead you came in to fight.”http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/905096731http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/905096731Wed, 04 Aug 2010 20:07:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6njsvPUfP1qz573xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tired of listening to that hipster shit?? Download Wale’s new mixtape <em>More About Nothing</em>.  This is part two of Wale’s 2008 Seinfield inspired <em>Mixtape About Nothing </em>which is a classic in my mind.</p>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/905053070http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/905053070Wed, 04 Aug 2010 19:55:43 -0400“<p>I’m going in for the kill </p> <p>I’m doing it for a thrill</p>”http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/866601441http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/866601441Tue, 27 Jul 2010 12:43:48 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l66aqcuMMz1qz573xo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/861834674http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/861834674Mon, 26 Jul 2010 12:20:36 -0400<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l66apsViDA1qz573xo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/861833635http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/861833635Mon, 26 Jul 2010 12:20:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l66aowFIt01qz573xo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/861832086http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/861832086Mon, 26 Jul 2010 12:19:44 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l66anuUC551qz573xo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/861830193http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/861830193Mon, 26 Jul 2010 12:19:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l66anb70if1qz573xo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/861829283http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/861829283Mon, 26 Jul 2010 12:18:47 -0400“If you hit it off come turkey day maybe you can stuff her.”http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/861828469http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/861828469Mon, 26 Jul 2010 12:18:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5tj6r84WK1qz573xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Check out the latest album from my friend’s band “Hotel St. George” available on <a target="_blank" href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/funshine-line/id368314310">iTunes</a> and <a target="_blank" href="http://www.amazon.com/Funshine-Line/dp/B003HY6QDG/ref=sr_shvl_album_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1279564732&sr=301-1">Amazon</a>.</p>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/832966401http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/832966401Mon, 19 Jul 2010 14:54:27 -0400“At a certain point seduction is over and force is actually being requested”http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/830700262http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/830700262Mon, 19 Jul 2010 01:14:21 -0400<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5s02jKWjq1qz573xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>LAZERPROOF - Feat. Major Lazer La Roux.</strong></p> <p><strong><span>01 Bulletproof (Nacey Remix) [ft. Matt Hemerlein]<br/>02 Colourless Artibella<br/>03 I’m Not Your Lemonade + Heroes ‘N’ Villains Remix [ft. Gucci Mane]<br/>04 Independent Kill [ft. Candi Redd
]<br/>05 Keep It Fascinating<br/>06 Magic (Falling Soldiers Dub)<br/>07 In 4 the Kill Pon De Skream [ft. Drake
]<br/>08 Houstatlantavegas Pains
<br/>09 Tigerlily (DYWHAP Blend) [ft. Rusko]<br/>10 Can’t Stop Now (Armor Love Remix)<br/>11 Quicksand (Mad Decent 2010 Rerub) [ft. Amanda Blank]<br/>12 Cover My Eyes (Costra Nostra Edit)<br/>13 I Said It (Major Lazer Dubplate) [ft. Opal
]<br/>14 Hold Yuh (Double Dubplate) [ft. Gyptian]</span></strong></p>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/829449012http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/829449012Sun, 18 Jul 2010 19:03:55 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5rznp0pom1qz573xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Angela</p>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/829420093http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/829420093Sun, 18 Jul 2010 18:55:01 -0400