Your career is a Typo, mine is written like a Haiku…!Tumblr (3.0; @kaliber)http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/<object width="400" height="317"><param name="movie" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x9v9ig_mario-feat-gucci-mane-sean-garrett_music&related=1" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x9v9ig_mario-feat-gucci-mane-sean-garrett_music&related=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="317" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Girls are like buses, miss one, next 15, one coming.</p>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/157627888http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/157627888Thu, 06 Aug 2009 23:33:33 -0400<p>I think I’m going to start updating this blog again.  It just might be the fun I am missing in my life.</p>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/151784522http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/151784522Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:22:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/rRTODm2EOmug57t53E6LO8EEo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/?em3106=229852_-1__0_~0_-1_5_2008_0_0&em3161=&em3281=" target="_blank">kanYe West : Blog : LV’S & AUTOTUNE 2</a></p> <p>Get it</p>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/101133135http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/101133135Tue, 28 Apr 2009 13:58:33 -0400<object width="400" height="333"><param name="movie" value="http://videos.onsmash.com/e/lFQbLXHBm5QJBzhW" /><param name="allowFullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://videos.onsmash.com/e/lFQbLXHBm5QJBzhW" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allownetworking="all" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="333"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Eminem is back!</p>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/94184708http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/94184708Wed, 08 Apr 2009 11:11:21 -0400<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/93622177/rRTODm2EOlzbuziqrrTSgfHS&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Kid Cudi Feat. Kanye and Common  - I Poke Her Face</p>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/93622177http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/93622177Mon, 06 Apr 2009 19:17:46 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/rRTODm2EOlusx4duMKjTHdHmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Kaye’s Nike Air Yeezy.  I need these in my life.</p>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/92652079http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/92652079Fri, 03 Apr 2009 15:16:28 -0400“Cruising down the street in my 6 4”<br/><br/> - <em>Eazy-E</em>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/92649050http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/92649050Fri, 03 Apr 2009 15:02:40 -0400<p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.85pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"><b>“A bunch of weak people, even in numbers, aren’t strong. </b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.85pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"><b>Get a whole bunch of confused people together and see how much clarity comes out of it. </b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.85pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"><b>In other words, you just can’t add one more confused person to the pot, and expect to get any more clarity… </b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.85pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"><b>One—standing outside of the confused group—who is clear, is more powerful than a million who are confused.   Let’s hope we can find one!!!!!!!!!!!!!”</b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.85pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"><i>—My boss emailed this to our enitre team today. Does this mean I need to be updating my resume?</i></p></p>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/91313668http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/91313668Mon, 30 Mar 2009 16:16:52 -0400“You know something!.. You’re a decent looking dude.”<br/><br/> - <em><i>Dan directed this comment towards a girl the morning after</i></em>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/89083604http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/89083604Mon, 23 Mar 2009 13:32:00 -0400<object width="400" height="333"><param name="movie" value="http://videos.onsmash.com/e/VK66n3edSfLju8eV" /><param name="allowFullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://videos.onsmash.com/e/VK66n3edSfLju8eV" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allownetworking="all" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="333"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Ciara - Love, Sex, Magic.  All I can say is WOW!</p>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/89047597http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/89047597Mon, 23 Mar 2009 11:02:00 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/rRTODm2EOl7yng7m5eFu8RHGo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Work is boring……</p>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/87647067http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/87647067Wed, 18 Mar 2009 15:38:13 -0400<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3686138&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3686138&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3686138&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>and everytime that she bang bang he skit skit…</p>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/87318679http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/87318679Tue, 17 Mar 2009 14:12:00 -0400<p>Happy IBT Tuesdays!</p>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/87166347http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/87166347Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:42:00 -0400<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/rRTODm2EOl5ly8ktF2T1nPqto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yes! More Katy Perry.</p>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/87158930http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/87158930Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:07:09 -0400<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/ej1G5S06hkvns4taKtP4aC5ao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://imperiousrex.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">imperiousrex</a>)</p>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/86493645http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/86493645Sat, 14 Mar 2009 17:54:04 -0400“Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.”<br/><br/> - <em><p>Robert Frost (via <a href="http://bonjouralexander.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">bonjouralexander</a>) (via <a href="http://noahkai.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">noahkai</a>)</p> <p>I might agree</p></em>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/86480573http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/86480573Sat, 14 Mar 2009 16:41:41 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/U93ivddvBl1h5hhklaf6xG2Yo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://noahkai.tumblr.com/post/86358937/via-calcium" target="_blank">noahkai</a>:</p> <blockquote>(via <a href="http://calcium.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">calcium</a>)</blockquote> <p>I always wondered why it had fur..</p>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/86479750http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/86479750Sat, 14 Mar 2009 16:37:00 -0400<embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:uma:video:mtv.com:347281" width="400" height="249" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="configParams=type%3Dnormal%26vid%3D347281%26uri%3Dmgid%3Auma%3Avideo%3Amtv.com%3A347281%26startUri=mgid%3Auma%3Avideo%3Amtv.com%3A347281" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" base="."></embed><br/><br/><p>Might be the new En Vogue… They are hot!</p>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/85690040http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/85690040Wed, 11 Mar 2009 21:02:53 -0400<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3365942&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3365942&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3365942&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Talk about inspiring. It is amazing what the mind can create.</p>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/85415234http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/85415234Tue, 10 Mar 2009 23:44:40 -0400<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3568887&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3568887&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /></object><br/><br/><p>My friend Conly and I decided to film my puffer eating two live red claw crabs.  One gets loose and Conly screams like a biatch…</p>http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/85409835http://www.urbanhyperbole.com/post/85409835Tue, 10 Mar 2009 23:22:53 -0400