October 2008
29 posts
September 2008
44 posts
I guess a black guy + suit = a f#$cking security...
So I'm coming from a fundraiser and just happened to be wearing a suit. I decided I wanted to go to the club and slap some clowns around..
1 in 5 white people: Umm Excuse me. If I go outside will you let me back in?
Me: NO, now get the F%$k out of my face!
Doug puts his foot in his mouth and learns the...
Rebecca: I saw you over there trying to hide from me.
Me: Me hide? Why would I hide from you?
Me: Your just short and I couldn't see you.
(she puts her hands on her hips)
Rebecca: So by short you mean petite and beautiful right?
Me: Umm... Yah
This is only the Teaser. I can’t wait for this video….
Love Lockdown at VMAs…. So dope
Go Green or Go Home
Doug and Scott on economic thinking.
me: I'm actually trying to chill out on the hard drinks for a while, so wine and champagne is all I'm doing for a month or two.
me: I'm tired of feeling like I have died the next morning.
Scott: We were ordering bottles of wine in the club in ATL this past weekend and it was a lot less expensive.
me: You and I have probably spent a small fortune on drinks these past few months.
Scott: Which is going to come to an end...!
me: We have probably spent the deficit of a small third world country!!!!
Scott: LOLOLOLOL