August 2008
27 posts
WatchFilmed this in my basement last night…….
Chat with my boss Pete
ring.. ring.. Pete answers
Pete: Hey there Dougie!
Me: Hi Pete, how are you?
Pete: I'm good, I have good news!
Me: Oh yeah? Tell me about it!
Pete: I got a new project starting up out here are you interested??
Me: Of course, I never turn down work...
Pete: Okay good! If you had said no I was gonna chop your wee wee off.
Pete: Welcome back to the team I'll tell HR. (He then immediately hangs up)
Me: Umm okay. Hello
Me: Hello!!
“You can pay for school but you can’t buy class”
– Jay Z - Swagger like us
Janelle Monae - Sinceraly Jane. She has got a...
Swagger like us - T.I Feat. Kanye, Jay Z, and Lil...
WatchJohn Legend - Green Light Feat. Andre 3000
Some random chick at Buddah Lounge last night
I'm at the bar when I feel a tap on the shoulder:
Girl: Hey how are you?
Me: I'm doing good for a wednesday
Girl: I'm B, what's your name?
Me: Rufus
Girl: I was just wondering if I could show you some love.
Me: Umm Okay.. ( she puts her arms around me and gives me a hug)
Me: Uhh wow, thanks what was that for?
Girl: I love black people.
Me: Okay
Girl: I'm a black supremacist
Me: Umm but your white..... LMAO!
company name
Trying to come up with a company is hard……. Any help?
R.I.P Bernie Mac
What’s crazy about this is that a week ago a frined of mine who is a doctor in Chicago told me that Bernie Mac died last week and that they were waiting to report it. I am very sad to say he was right. Rest in peace!!!
WatchN.E.R.D - Everyone nose Remix. This is my sh$% although I think I like the original video better…
WatchSolange bringing an old sound back to the industry… Sounds good to me!
Lindsay Lohan at Crimson Lounge
Me: U guys want to get shots?
Dan and Sam: Yeah lets do it.
Me: Patron it is.. (As Lindsay Lohan Walks by us)
Sam: F$%k that I'm going to do a line with Lindsay Lohan.
Me: LOL
WatchEveryone needs to be inspired sometimes.
“You are such a P.Y.T….. Catching all the Lights……..”
– Justice