March 2008
7 posts
random girl at a club
Girl: Hi what's your name?
Me: Fernando.
Girl: My name is "can't remember"
Me: Nice to meet you.
Girl: So who are you here with?
Me: Those two tall guys standing over there.
Girl: So what do you do?
Me: I'm a ostrich farmer.
Girl: "silence and then footsteps walking away"
Me: LMAO
Party is at K St. Lounge. Contact me for RSVP
Party Location has changed
Yes I am moving the location and possibly the date to Saturday. Please stay tuned…..
WTF
Me: So how much are the tables on the second floor?
Marc Barnes: Are you black?
Me: ummm, yeah.
Marc Barnes: I don't want black people buying tables at Park.
Me: :-0
Me: Fuck YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: wait, aren't you black?