Urban Hyperbole

Our greatest fears lie in anticipation.

You guys have the right idea, brown paper bag it!
— British cougar as Dan and I enter the elevator of our hotel in Sydney with a bottle of vodka.

Makes me want to go back to DC.

Today I purchased a nail gun from Home Depot.

Today I purchased a nail gun from Home Depot.

Haha… Poor LeBron

Haha… Poor LeBron

Kanye’s Power is a video canvas. Say what you want about Kanye and his ego, this is a dope video.

NOTE: This should be viewed at full screen and HD to get the canvas effect.

Riot !n Paris - Attack of the 5 Ft. Hipster.

Very cool concept, make sure you make the right choice toward the end of each segment.

I’m disappointed, I thought you came in to flirt, but instead you came in to fight.
Tired of listening to that hipster shit?? Download Wale’s new mixtape More About Nothing.  This is part two of Wale’s 2008 Seinfield inspired Mixtape About Nothing which is a classic in my mind.

Tired of listening to that hipster shit?? Download Wale’s new mixtape More About Nothing.  This is part two of Wale’s 2008 Seinfield inspired Mixtape About Nothing which is a classic in my mind.

I’m going in for the kill

I’m doing it for a thrill